So it’s been a crazy weekend around the globe sports-wise, even without the Bush twins making out in La Bombonera. Starting in England on Saturday, there were a couple of big time routs that left this week’s critics holding their dicks, so to speak. Arsenal cruised past Tottenham and Liverpool decimated Wigan. Another big result in the EPL on Saturday was Reading defeating once-3rd placed Bolton 1-0, dropping the Wanderers to provisional 8th. Chelsea still sits in 2nd six points behind ManU (who won 1-2 away to Middlesbrough amidst what else but a controversial Ronaldo penalty) but now with a game in hand. For the Aston Villa-inclined, here’s a brief rundown of the game against Portsmouth:
Aston Villa played third-place Portsmouth on Saturday and earned a respectable 2-2 draw, even if they left it late, needing an 82nd minute deflected shot by Juan Pablo Angel to earn them a point. That said, Villa were winning at halftime 1-0 through a Gareth Barry penalty (and the decision to make Barry the taker is definitely looking more and more solid as time goes on); giving up two second-half goals, one a penalty, is not the way to win games, especially when Lomana Tresor LuaLua and Glen Johnson are both playing when not 100%. LuaLua was forced to be subbed on 34 minutes, but Villa weren’t able to take full advantage and wrap up 3 crucial points. Another note is that Portsmouth were down to 10 men at the end of the game after Miguel Mendes was sent off for a second bookable offense, but that wasn’t until the 86th minute and it’s hard to take full advantage of numerical superiority in just 4 minutes of regulation. Villa sits in provisional 7th, awaiting the result of the Everton – West Ham game.
That said, Everton has taken over the 7th spot after beating West Ham (17th) 2-0. Tevez and Mascherano have got to be going somewhere now, don’t they? So much for South American saviors in the EPL – I forget who said it, but someone somewhere pointed out how South American players rarely make an impact in the EPL. Perhaps this is evidence of that trend, though I stand by Gilberto Silva (2 goals against Tottenham this weekend).
In La Liga’s Saturday action, Barcelona drew 1-1 away to Levante while Valencia’s run at mediocrity continued with a 2-0 loss away to Recreativo Huelva. Especially with Atlético Madrid stepping up and winning 1-0 away to Real Betis, the pressure is starting to grow on Los Che. Perhaps they should consider toning down their insanity a little. Baby steps, after all. Of course, giving up a first minute goal is perhaps not the best way to go about winning games, but I leave the details of the in-game strategic maneuvers to the experts. They’re now in 9th, below underachieving Villareal. Real Madrid stepped into second after Sevilla lost to Espanyol. But the best game, stat-wise, looks to be the Deportivo-Racing game that ended 0-0 with 3 red cards (only 2 of which were straight, but still). Zaragoza tied Osasuna 1-1 to outst Atlético from their provisional 4th place spot on goal differential.
To Serie A, where InterMilan is starting to set up shop and cross-town rivals AC Milan are starting to wither and die, just a little (in that relatively-speaking sort of way). Inter still hold a 4 point advantage over Roma after beating previously-high-flying Siena 2-0 on Saturday and watching Palermo earn a 0-0 draw with Parma. Catania jumped into 4th with a tie; it’s so nice to see the minnows flying so high. Fiorentina earned a 1-0 win over Lazio in a battle of the criminals and it was Luca Toni who struck in the 15th minute to earn them the three points and push them ever-so-much-closer to getting out of the relegation zone forever.
Since I visited Fiorentina just last weekend, I was able to gain a certain small measure of understanding as to what goes on in the mind of Florentines when they’re thinking about soccer. Well, perhaps I should say misunderstanding. The Siena-Fiorentina game was the local away derby match for Florence/Firenze (where the hell did we get the name Florence?) and it was pretty fun to watch, even if I missed out on seeing it live in Siena. Drinking good beer with a bunch of Italians who I couldn’t understand was certainly a great experience. When Luca Toni was substituted for Giampaolo Pazzini in the 71st minute, everyone went nuts and cheered and thought it was the greatest move since Big Ben moved to Pittsburgh. Pazzini then created one chance in the resulting 20-odd minutes he was on the field, proving once again that my inwardly-kept thoughts were right on the money: Luca Toni is better than Giampaolo Pazzini. While Pazzini has an obviously bright future, it’s like the time I went to the Milan-Juventus game here at the Meadowlands a few years ago and got told by a bunch of Juventus supporters that Fabrizio Miccoli would take them to the next level. If by that they meant scoring 9 goals in 25 games before moving to Fiorentina and then Benfica, sure. The guy in Florence sitting next to me fortunately spoke English and he explained that not only was Pazzini going to be a great star, he was already better than Luca Toni. Which is why Luca Toni has started every game for Fiorentina and Pazzini has only played in 5. Got it.
In the Bundesliga, Werder Bremen retook top spot as they beat Hertha and Shalke was held in a goalless draw by Nurnberg. The top and bottom 7 of the standings all maintained their exact positions, making the Bundesliga the second least interesting thing ever. The first? Yeah…
Of course, for all you American sports fans, the BCS is releasing their bowl invitations in about 2 and a half hours after a crazy Saturday and the NFL is trying to complicate the playoff picture as much as possible. The Bruins won! The Browns won! That should make The Disappointment Zone a tad happier.
A note about the BCS: while we all know it sucks a whole lot and a playoff or a +1 system would be so much better, OSU is at least in the title game and their opponent should be the second best team in the country: Florida. Say what you will about Michigan being good, I believe the SEC’s one-loss champ played a tougher schedule than Michigan and lost only to Auburn, another SEC team. While that may not matter to the BCS computers (who I hate anyway because they love the PAC-10), shouldn’t championship games be about pitting good teams against each other? Michigan had their shot and failed and it wouldn’t be fair to Florida to not give them a chance, even if a Florida alum friend of mine puts it: “I hope they don’t play OSU, because they will lose.” Can’t be that bad to play for a national title, can it?
A small preview of the Champions League matches coming tomorrow.