Voronin to Liverpool

February 26, 2007

Soccernet is reporting that Liverpool have signed Andriy Voronin, who will arrive from Bayer Leverkusen on a free (Bosman) transfer in the summer. Voronin, a 27 year old Ukrainian, is good, if not amazing. What it does mean, however, is that a striker is leaving the club at the end of the season. Soccernet seems to think that it’s Fowler whose Anfield days are over, but I don’t think it should be seen as a definitive fact just yet. When you’ve got a few extra ducats lying around like Liverpool do, you never know who is going to be gracing your club with their presence and it’s not particularly worthwhile for Benitez to have all those robot jokes bouncing around the locker room for the 150th time if he can avoid it. So maybe Peter Crouch is going to Juventus, maybe Fowler is out, or maybe both. Neither would be a bad move on Liverpool’s part, not if they now have a guy who doesn’t even care where the ball is, he just wants to kick it (see above picture). Though, everyone would miss this (warning: 151st robot joke!).


Away for the weekend

February 23, 2007

I’ve been lax about posting this week thanks to getting the Barcelona Offside blog up and running, but I promise more stuff this coming week, especially reflections on the Champions League. Also, a look at what’s coming in La Liga and the EPL.


Giggs 1 Lille defenders 0

February 22, 2007

pwnd


A new home for Barcelona blogging

February 21, 2007

From now on, all commentary specific to Barcelona is being posted at the Barcelona Offside page, meaning I am now a proud member of the Offside community. So update all those bookmarks and RSS feeds…Naturally I’ll continue to post here about all the random things that happen throughout the soccer world, so don’t forget to check back here either!


The Amazing Mr. Woo

February 20, 2007

The Disappointment Zone pointed this out and it’s pretty unbelievable. Wait till the end if you think you’ve seen it all before.


Bias: a beautiful thing

February 20, 2007

UEFA doesn’t see anything wrong with this scene, do you?

The Champions League results are in for today and it turns out that English teams can’t avoid controversy, no matter whether they’re on holiday or actually out there playing. But here’s the thing: I didn’t see what happened, so I don’t know who’s right, who’s not; all I have to go on are the various news reports and they present two wholly different stories. If all you read was UEFA.com, you’d never know that the Giggs goal was even disputed at all, much less by the players being told by their coaching staff to walk off. That and the fact that there was a serious scare at the visiting end of the field as the crowd surged forward. Scary. The game, by the way, ended 0-1 with the Red Devils in serious command of the tie.

The rest of the scores:

Real Madrid 3 – 2 Bayern Munich: this one is hard to call but I think Bayern go through on away goals in the end. And as always I was very surprised to hear that Oliver Kahn didn’t received a red card for eating either the ball or an opponent.

Celtic 0 – 0 Milan…right, like that didn’t have draw written all over it.

PSV 1 – 0 Arsenal: How about some creativity, Gunners? No? Then eat Edison Mendez’s sweet strike. (Link later when I find it)


Finally

February 20, 2007

Regardless of any disagreements with ESPN I may have over what is shown on their Deportes channel (which I obviously don’t get), I’m thrilled about the return of the Champions League. Welcome back o’ great tournament of winners!

As long as golf clubs aren’t allowed on the pitch, we could see this again.


Jerkoffs

February 19, 2007

The excrementfaces at ESPN aren’t showing Barcelona-Liverpool on Wednesday. Instead they chose to air Porto-Chelsea, which, in comparison, is about as interesteting as watching Britney self-destruct. I’m still going to watch, but still, up yours ESPN.

Even Mourinho is dejected about the TV schedule.


Golazo!

February 18, 2007

All the goals from this weekend in La Liga, via Marca.com. The page also has pictures and match reports in Spanish. Click on the links next to the scores for each individual goal.

Alves scoring his worm-burner against Atletico.


Rise and Shine Time

February 18, 2007

 

Capello is somewhere in Madrid, kicking himself as we speak.

Perhaps Fabio Capello misunderestimated Ronaldo’s abilities after all. El Gordo grabbed two of the goals in a last-second win by Milan over Siena 3-4. In light of Madrid’s recent form, you’d think Capello would be more than happy to have a striker worth his weight half his weight in goals. While I still believe Milan incapable of winning the Champions League, they’re certainly more of a force in Italy. They’ve moved into the European spots and are assured of remaining there through next weekend. Not bad for a group of cheaters.

Speaking of cheating, all of the clubs who were punished for being a bunch of scumbags (that’s the legal term, right?) are out of relegation. Milan and Lazio are in the UEFA Cup spots (33 and 31 points respectively; Lazio with a game tomorrow) while Fiorentina is 8 points from Milan with a game tomorrow. Reggina sit 2 points from relegation with 19 points and a game tomorrow against 8th place Atalanta. Had none of these teams been docked points, Milan would be in 4th, Fiorentina would be in 5th, Lazio would be in 7th and Reginna would be in 9th just above Atalanta.

A look down into Serie B sees uber-cheaters Juventus destroy Crotone 5-0 (Italian) behind a Del Piero hattrick to move 3 points clear of Napoli and new number 2 Mantova. Napoli currently sits on 40 points with their game against Arezzo for 9amET tomorrow (Sunday). Had Juve not been docked points, they’d be comfortably in first by 12 points. Instead they’re in first place anyway. Big whoop. The old lady will be back in Serie A next year and probably pushing for a European spot immediately.


Betis: Mid-Major of La Liga

February 17, 2007

Real Madrid 0 – 0 Real Betis

The game ended in a nil-nil draw, but it was an exciting game, with several sure goals failing to be scored by various strikers. Van Nistlerooy missed an easy opportunity and Fabrice Pancrate missed two for Betis. There were other half-chances throughout the game but spotty refereeing (especially at the end) meant what would have otherwise been a wide open run-and-gun game became a little more stagnant. Beckham picked up a red card in the 90th minute, after getting revenge for what should have been a freekick on the edge of the Betis box. Silly foul and a fully deserved red card that will not help Beckham’s chances of playing for England.

I watched the GolTV feed and the commentators, who I’ve never experienced before, were out of control. I don’t know who they are or exactly where they’re from, but they’re English speakers, one of whom sounds as if he’s from the British Isles and another sounds very American. Regardless of where they’re from, they spent 90% of the time discussing the week’s news items and 5% talking about the game that was in front of them. The other 5% was spent on sighing when Real Madrid were in danger or missed a shot, which brings up my point: the commentary was ridiculously biased towards Madrid. Whoever is in charge of GolTV should really make sure they hire people who know who is on the field for Madrid’s opponents. It’s one thing to be able to discuss Madrid intelligently (and I’ll admit that there were times when they were right on in that regard), but to lack any knowledge whatsoever about the other team on the field is unforgivable. Commentators aren’t supposed to be biased, they’re not supposed to be in favor of one team and against the other. And I don’t think they’re supposed to yell “Jackie Chan!” after Ramos nearly beheaded Melli with a high kick.

Enough about the commentators, I just needed to get that out of my system. It’s also in stark contrast with the commentator for the Zaragoza-Villareal game (also on GolTV) who is obviously Spanish and speaking English as a second language. He knows what he’s talking about and keeps his vocal chords focused on relaying what’s happening on the screen rather than who had what for breakfast.

Real Betis have now not lost in their last 8 games. While only 2 of those were wins, this is their current streak:

D-@Madrid, D-Santander, D-Barcelona, W-Valencia, D-@Sevilla, W-@Bilbao, D-Sevilla, D-@Madrid

That’s a pretty good run against highly ranked opponents (they played the top 4 teams in the league table and drew three times and won once), which makes Betis a pretty solid team at the moment. They’re living up to preseason standards now, in many ways. They’re only 4 points from the relegation zone and everyone below them has a game in hand, but they’re showing signs of life and the grit necessary to pull themselves out of danger. Regardless, no one below them looks ready to make any sort of a sustained run up the table: Mallorca, Levante, Bilbao, Celta, Sociedad, and Nastic.

Madrid, for their part, haven’t been doing so great as of late: 1 win, 2 draws, and 2 losses in their last 5. The loss that hurt the most was definitely the 0-1 defeat by Levante at the Bernabeu. Capello needs a creative midfielder, not another striking midfielder. He’s already got Robinho and van Nistelrooy, so he can rest assured that he’ll get goals if he can provide them with the ball. Adding Reyes on the wing was a great call, but starting Guti as the creative lynchpin is foolish. Need proof? Madrid 0 – 0 Betis. Pretty much all the proof you need. No goals. Surprise! Not only that, but Beckham was playing an almost central attacking role towards the end and you just can’t win games that way. Whatever your opinion of Raul (and mine is low), it has to be admitted he’s a better striker with only one shoe on than Beckham is on his best days. Beckham is a midfielder, leave him there. Gago, while gifted, hasn’t adjusted yet to being surrounded by players who are stronger and faster than anything he experienced in Argentina and it’s a little much to expect he’ll be Madrid’s spark. Still, a little more is needed from him than an anonymous game except for the moment when he got that yellow card. That was basically the only thing he did.


Aston Villa and Barcelona posts

February 15, 2007

I’ve posted about Villa’s increased potential in this half of the season at The Disappointment Zone. Check it out. I’ll be adding a Barcelona post on For Club and Country in the next two days, covering not only the big week ahead, but also the Eto’o saga that’s been going on.


UEFA: more Phil Simms

February 15, 2007

UEFA has decided the Champions League final should be more like the Super Bowl, I assume because it’s the second most gluttonous day in America. Which is something Europeans need to learn a thing or two about. Perhaps they’ll add a Playboy party too; we can send over Bill Simmons to liven up any celebrity go-kart races; and always add Roman numerals to your sporting events cause that’s not retarded or anything. Another thing Europeans should learn about, time:

There are 60 90 minutes in a game!


Oh the humanity

February 14, 2007

What happened? Oh yeah, Dunga.

I’m sure that many, many tears were shed in Brasil today when the new FIFA World Rankings were announced. 55 months on top of the world and now behind a nation who can’t even let fans into their stadiums. Geez. Is there an equivalent page to this for Portugal now?

More hotties, fewer vampires! Go Brazil!


Here’s to intolerance

February 14, 2007

Thanks to Josh at Rebuilding Year for this one.

I’m not sure how often it comes up in soccer, but here in the States a mini-”furor” has been created (once again, I have to admit) by an ex-athlete admitting to being gay. So naturally Chris Broussard weighs in with idiocy. Maybe this is why I don’t read his columns.

A toast to bigotry: Chris Broussard is a shithead.


Riquelme

February 12, 2007

I couldn’t say it much better than Linda at The Beautiful Game, so I won’t try.


Weekend in Review

February 11, 2007

Champions celebrate with coffee!

The weekend is over and now we can assess the damage. In Germany Schalke 04 have a 6 point lead and because they’re neither Bayern nor Werder I am hereby lending my curse-filled support to Schalke. May the prosper and win the title!

Lord is it getting close in Ligue 1!

Goddamn you Sampdoria! I hate being wrong! Serie A is just a joke.

Barcelona have a 3 point advantage in La Liga, thanks to a strong showing against Santander. Beckham scored a goal against Sociedad in a come-from-behind win inspired by ex-Red Devils and Valencia was shown up as title pretenders by Getafe in a 3-0 thrashing. Aguero won’t stop scoring, which is impressive, though sometimes he uses his hands.

In the EPL, Man U retained their 6 point lead over Chelsea, but Liverpool lost to a resurgent Newcastle and are only 1 point ahead of 4th place Arsenal, who used another late comeback to secure 3 points. Beloved Villa dropped all the points against Reading, but remain 12 points clear of relegation, the battle for which is certainly heating up as Watford beat West Ham in a battle of the worst.

I can’t find any information about whether or not Oswaldo Sanchez will get punished (castrated? SFW) — does anyone know?


For Club and Country

February 10, 2007

SoccerSpot has a new sister site! Please welcome For Club and Country to the fold.


A: Because we have the NRA

February 9, 2007

It’s my car, I can do what I want to it!

Freakonomics Blog discusses why it is that Americans aren’t as violent about sports as their European counterparts. Wait, Europeans are violent? No way.

Speaking of misunderstandings, thanks to Footie Bird (whose blog I recommend as both funny and insightful) discusses Henry Winter and his douchebaggery. EPL Talk does it’s level-headed best to see the bright side of thing in the Liverpool takeover.


End of an era

February 9, 2007

The Free Wisla! movement has reached it’s end. Damn you UEFA!


Enemies of Freedom

February 9, 2007

Wait for it…Oswaldo Sanchez takes a cheap shot at Eddie Johnson right at the end of the clip. Ridiculous.

[Thanks 101 Great Goals]


The bigger they are…

February 8, 2007

the more money they make. Apparently crime does pay.


I don’t mean to brag, but

February 8, 2007

YEAH! TAKE THAT, MEXICO!

That’ll teach them…apparently Mexico hasn’t scored on US soil since 1999 and that streak continues after tonight’s game (watched in Spanish due to the fact that I don’t have HD so the picture quality was far higher and anyway it wasn’t delayed 10 seconds like ESPN2).

And yes, I realize I said in an earlier post that I don’t care about friendlies since they’re silly, but this is the exception.


All there is to say:

February 7, 2007

WELCOME BACK


This is why we wear shoes

February 7, 2007